Carl Wheezer

Carl Wheezer was the first human to be created by Hugh Neutron on New Earth. The Book of Hugh describes Carl's creation as a very slow and exquisite process, taking hours to complete. Carl's birth is the ending to the second chapter of the Book of Hugh, "Genesis."

Appearance and Traits
Carl is a rather short and non-muscular man, and was teased by his friends for being overweight during his time in human form. Carl has an obsession with llamas, which are another holy creature of Hughism. Carl also has an extreme interest in Judy Neutron, the wife of Hugh Neutron. Throughout the scripture of the Book of Hugh, Carl attempts to get Judy's attention by providing gifts and sexual offerings, but fails each time, sending Carl into a deep depression.