The Beginning of time

There he was, sitting in the empty void we cannot comprehend, a place we call "nothingness". This place needed a filling in the red velvet cake it was so Shrek had an idea. He created the three gods before the polluted, wasteland we call Earth. There was Pepe, the god of destruction, Hugh Neutron, the god of recreation/life, and Big Chungus, the god of death. With all of them together, they created our universe and planets. His simple words/rules limited their power though; so they could not overthrow the throne. Hugh Neutron and Big Cungus got in a lot of fights and at one point, Hugh Neutron decided that he will kill Big Chungus and forever be hated on by the community. Shrek on the other hand, was the most angry so he banished Hugh to hell where he should have burned for all of eternity but the he destroyed it and consumed all of the powers of all the demons and with the help of the demon king,(Carl Wheezer) he escaped releasing violence in the air.

After that, Hugh created a new type of energy, dark energy. He was able to split galaxies in half with the swipe f his finger using a move he called "Atermors Trabs"(black death beam in latin) and Shrek got mad so he restored those galaxies and hired Shaggy as a new god to replace Big Chungus who died from the immense power of Hugh Neutron. Shaggy received onions as a boost of power and then killed pepe. Hugh heard this from shrek and then he got mad. He teleported to him and instantly cut him in half with his hand, but Shaggy knew it all along and he reconnected his spine and abdomen. Shrek then chanted the sacred chan o reset the universe as Hugh and Shaggy were battling. Shrek chanted, "OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS! HUGH IS A GOD TOO! I SHALL RESET THE UNIVERSE, AND DESTROY THE POWER OF SHAGGY!" and it "hard-reset" the universe. Everything was all perfect until Shaggy came back to life and blew up every galaxie and replaced it with the dark energy that Hugh Neutron created.

Recap


 * 1) Shrek created Hugh Neutron, Pepe da Frog, and Big Chungus
 * 2) All of them together created full peace and harmony with nature
 * 3) Hugh and Chungus had conflicts
 * 4) Hugh killed Chungus with a single swipe
 * 5) Shrek got mad and sent him to hell
 * 6) He consumed the powers of every demon in existence
 * 7) He made a new friend dubbed Carl Wheezer
 * 8) He created dar energy and split galaxies in half with single swipes of his finger
 * 9) Shrek restored the destruction that Hugh caused rom his outbreak
 * 10) Shrek hired Shaggy to replace Chungus
 * 11) Shrek gave Shaggy onions for a power boost.
 * 12) Hugh and Shaggy made decade long battles
 * 13) Shrek reset the universe
 * 14) Shaggy destroyed the universe